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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
Players Killed by Monsters: 4521 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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