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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Crops Grown: 2718
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Zombie Dances: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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