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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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