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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Dragons Tamed: 6
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Zombie Dances: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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