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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1960 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 680 | Crops Grown: | 8515 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.
also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.
oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.
so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.
