NahCraft: The Happening Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	144	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ores Mined:	4687	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Animals Bred:	138
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	291
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Farms Harvested:	177
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Crops Grown:	3229
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Potions Brewed:	181
Villages Defended:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	2003

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	4571	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1919
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

mangrove.smpmc.us

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Animals Bred:	52
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

play.thearmyofcp.com

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	104	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Farms Harvested:	783	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

209.192.200.156:25578

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

51.195.231.47

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	56	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	848137

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

vyrusmc.com:25575