Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Mines Excavated: 4030

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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