Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Falling into the Void: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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