Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Mines Excavated: 1182 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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