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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1481 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!