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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1423 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9842 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 |
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!