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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2314 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!