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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2463 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 6094 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 227 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!