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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8822 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 68 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 876 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!