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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5277 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9986 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 248 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
And get this, on this server, diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness!
So like, come join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and happiness, amirite? 😂🤪🤣