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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1840 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 1045 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Forget everything you thought you knew about science because on our server, gravity is optional! That’s right, you can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out if you want. The possibilities are endless when you throw science out the window and embrace the chaos.
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