come join our epic minecraft server where we have mice scientists conducting crazy experiments like finding out how neuroplasticity can make you addicted to opioids! who knew mice were so smart? come see for yourself and maybe you’ll become addicted to mining diamonds or building epic structures. join now for a wild ride filled with experiments and addictive fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
Mines Excavated: 2989 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Underground Cities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6524 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 120322 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Runes Activated: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 682 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 455
    Gods Slained: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Farms Harvested: 690 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mines Excavated: 2172
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 312
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 16

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4029 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Star Shards Collected: 78

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • HouseHubbyHushHub

    HouseHubbyHushHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

    Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

    Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Farms Harvested: 598 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

    MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 84
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FirstMovieCraft

    FirstMovieCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Crops Grown: 6387 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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