my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	66	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Farms Harvested:	625
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5304	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mines Excavated:	4277
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	238	Buildings Constructed:	43
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Farms Harvested:	454	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	183
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	8129
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Towns Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net