my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	200	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	79	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Votes:	8777
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1389	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9652	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Towns Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	115	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Farms Harvested:	846	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Animals Bred:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	4034	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	4795	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Star Shards Collected:	156	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com