my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Castaway is a 1.20 Earth & Oneblock Survival server where you can play on and explore a 1:1000 recreation of Earth in Minecraft! We have vehicles, custom armor, custom tools, 3d hats, land claiming, chest shops, and more!Feel free to check out how to join on bedrock here: https://castaway.gg/play/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	1971

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Animals Bred:	179	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.