my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	177

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Animals Bred:	62	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

====== 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘𝐏𝐈𝐗𝐄𝐋 ======𝑱𝑨𝑽𝑨 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵: IP : legacypixel.sytes.net:25128𝑩𝑬𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 : IP : legacypixel.sytes.net PORT : 25128==================================== 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒 ==================================== 𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐆 24/7 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Towns Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

A small but friendly and growing community! Grief Prevention (/Help Tutorials) Set Claim Flags (/Help) Earned Ranks (/Help Ranks & /Rankup) Playtime Rewards An in-game Perk Shop to unlock useful perks such as more health! Economy Player Shops Quests McMMO Friendly Community PvE Custom Items (/ItemMenu, /IM). E.g. Craft Speed III potions! We CARE about YOUR feedback! Don’t like something? Let us know on our Discord server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.