my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5910	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Animals Bred:	136	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.