my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchantments Applied:	205

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9726
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Animals Bred:	45	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.