my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	257	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Divine Spears Created:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3987
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Dragon Eggs Found:	8714
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Items Found:	8063

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Farms Harvested:	842
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	New Chunks Explored:	952685
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.