my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minefort

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minefort is a full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform. You can create a server completly for free, either for fun, playing with friends, or just having a server. You have full FTP, which gives you access to using whichever plugins you want, even your own. You can join the server and make one yourself, or play in others.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ores Mined:	8986
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	8138
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	175	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3705
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	147
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Farms Harvested:	914	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4341	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Crops Grown:	6279	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mines Excavated:	3788

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	2361

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9939	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Villages Defended:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	146	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.