My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

CHEEKS, desire, don’t know, family, FANTASY, fuck, fucked, how much, innuendo, Mentioning, Minecraft, mom’s cheeks, moms, my mom, plow, r9k, real dad, seduction, sexual innuendo, smp, taboo, turn on, would

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crops Grown:	7566
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	133	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3657	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mines Excavated:	1514	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	2404
Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	271173	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1620	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Potions Brewed:	111

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4314	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4527	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	9159	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Potions Brewed:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Potions Brewed:	125	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	New Chunks Explored:	579556
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Towns Built:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com