My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

PassionCraft Bending&Towny

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	1933
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

PassionCraft! MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG Our server includes: – Survival – Bending (Official server) – No Lag – 24/7 – Towny – PvP -MobArena – Auctions

An “Official Bending Server!” Come play with us! IP: MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG

mc.passioncraft.org

DarmaCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3104	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Darmacraft offers a variety of things to do and keep you entertained. Stressed out? No worries, come to the PVP arena and fight it off. Gain some extra cash for killing players! Still not cutting it? Come down to the Mob Arena and battle mobs to victory. Gain rewards and XP quick! Battle other players to their death and gain money in Spleef! Still bored? Collect food and resources from the wilderness and build a masterpiece on your own protected plot! Oh and did I mention, we have Survival Games!

mc.darmacraft.com

Pura

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7748
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Do you like to play Minecraft without mods or plugins? Do you want to explore the new world of version 1.20 of the game? Then, join our vanilla Minecraft server! We are a new and recently created server, where you can enjoy the original Minecraft experience with other players. There are no rules or restrictions here, just fun and creativity. Build, explore, fight and survive in this incredible block world. We will wait for you! And remember, the trick is not good. Respect others and play fair. 🙂

node2.spillhosting.no:25073

UltimateCraft SV/FB/SG

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	119	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

[center]The Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG server is not a typical server. With us, on the Survival map, you can build wherever you want, establish guilds, admit players to your guild and take their lands and items from others. On the FreeBuild map, however, you can buy plots of land with the money you earn, mine on a specially created resource map, and at the same time, you can always combine it all into one whole and play wherever you want. Recently, we have also launched the popular “Hunger Games”, so we invite players to play on the Survival/FreeBuild server and to fight in the survival games arenas.

PS: Recent changes: addition of Survival Games (Hunger Games) and FreeBuild map

Server name: Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG Server IP: s52.csrv.pl:14351 Maximum number of players: 20 Server type: Survival/FreeBuild Premium : No Administration: Bartekniko, sonipes

s52.csrv.pl:14351

Gaming Inn

Anarchy, Economy, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4408	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Welcome to the Gaming Inn – A 1.20 Bedrock/java Towny Experience!

Our MC server is dedicated to providing a chill place to just play 1.20 Vanilla! In Addition we added the Towny and economy plugins as well for creating civilizations!

173.237.43.73:19132

The Chunk Creative

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mines Excavated:	3589
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	7686
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

A Minecraft Creative Server, featuring medieval and fantasy builds mainly! Join us now! We offer Monthly Contests with cool prices and lots of fun!

mc.thechunk.net

Sela Mixers

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3574	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Have a unique Minecraft adventure! Join the server server where daily activities await. Have fun while participating in exciting challenges and making new friends. Experience the endless possibilities of our world and let the adventures begin!

play.selamixers.club

PVPZone

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Zombie Dances:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

PVPZone is a not your regular Minecraft server. Explore over 10 unique classes each with amazing skills, spells, and abilities to upgrade. Mastering these classes not only keeps you busy, but keeps you entertained as you do it. As you upgrade your favorite classes, you will not only grow to love the server but will also find yourself striving to become the best!

Take part in intense Capture the Flag games to earn cash to upgrade your favorite classes. Also compete in many other gamemodes like Team Death Match, Death Match, Plant the Bomb, Steal the Cake, Parkour Race, Paintball, Zombie Defense, and much more. We also have a fantastic Mob Arena where you can take your favorite class and team up with friends to defeat monsters. Or explore the Dungeon room by room, solve puzzles, kill monsters, and eventually fight the evil Demon Boss at the end.

CTF, TDM, KOTH, we have it all!

war.pvpzone.org:25600

Vanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Falling into the Void:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

We are a small community of people who enjoy the original Minecraft experience and want to bring that same experience to others who enjoy it the same.

This server does not support griefing, stealing, or Cheating.

mc.swampgaming.com

TooMuchMinecraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

TMM is a non-profit community, we all just love our game.

At TooMuchMinecraft, we are all about enhancing our users’ play time and will do so with our friendly and highly skilled staff team, here to aid any of your needs. We have been around since Minecraft Alpha in 2009, and there’s a reason for that.

mc.toomuchminecraft.com

TechnoCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

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mc.technonetwork.xyz:25581

LavaCraftMS

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

What is LavaCraft? ☆Well LavaCraft is a cracked minecraft server with many awesome features such as SkyBlock , MobArena ,Creative World, CTF,SurvivalGames,Paintball,NoLagg Spleef ,mcMMO , floAuction ,Plots and much more. We also do Drop-Parties On Special Occasions! ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Website WWW.LAVAMS.COM Ip: LavaCraftMS.Com Join Now

LavaCraftMS.COM

Alcania

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5759
Farms Harvested:	401	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to Alcania, a breathtaking Minecraft server that will transport you to a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances, and conquer some quest as you build, mine, and thrive in this world. With a vibrant community. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination knows no bounds!

mc.alcania.net:25588

Thing Hunter

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ores Mined:	6865	Players Killed by Monsters:	2334

REAL OWNER IS RAY0911 We are running minecraft 1.4.5

We are running minecraft 1.4.5

NO WHITELIST

Want to build with out getting bashed over the head or griefed by an other player? No problem stay in the Non-PVP ,join the economy, and /res PROTECT your land!

Want instant fun? Join the Mini-Game world!

mc.thinghunter.com

Balls of bricks UA

PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ores Mined:	5145
Farms Harvested:	893	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

If you playing for chill, here you go. I create this server for people who dont like modifications in game

176.36.193.196