My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	163
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crops Grown:	6657
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	495	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1865
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
New Chunks Explored:	361252	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	2734	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com