My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	677	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Emeralds Found:	4649

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	185	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2741
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Items Found:	2416
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Animals Bred:	158	Divine Spears Created:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Crops Grown:	9337	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	1670	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	5266	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Dragon Eggs Found:	8822

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchantments Applied:	109	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2665
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Farms Harvested:	249	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5686
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crops Grown:	3084	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com