My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Potions Brewed:	34	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Skyblock-France

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7731
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

French server entirely dedicated to Skyblock! Almost the entire game in French, more than 50 challenges, exchanges, shops, auctions… Serious, competent and attentive staff.

87.98.195.44:25965

CraftingNation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

CraftingNation

198.154.112.221

MinePT Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	98
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	8339	Holy Grails Found:	5

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community made up mostly of Portuguese and Brazilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Briefly

Come play with us now!!

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community, mostly composed by portuguese and brasilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Soon

Come play with us!!

hub.minept.net

TheDarkAge

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

WAR… Team vs Team PVP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist No need to sign up, just log in and fight instantly!

thedarkage.nl

BAAACraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

baaacraft.com

Mine51

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3557
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

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mc.mine51.com

Dextopia Network

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Farms Harvested:	251	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Void Gems Collected:	40

Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

mc.dextopia.com

NorthPVP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Star Shards Collected:	65	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

108.166.163.139

ArtieriamCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Bored? Looking for something new?

Join ArtieriamCraft!

Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

ArtieriamCraft.mcdl.us

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co

Lockcraft ONLINE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Lockcraft ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

-Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

85.131.167.201

mcorigins

Factions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	854087	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crops Grown:	5697	Meteorites Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

Join now 😀

mc.mcorigins.com

GoldenChicken

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

We are a great survival server!

goldenchicken.beastnode.net

Imposa Svensk server Towny PvP

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

The southern Swedish server from Malmö. Everyone is welcome to play, we have many plug-ins and about 10 ranks. Everything is free. All ranks are bought with in-game money, you can earn money by working and selling things to the shop. All players have unique traits and ranks.

Examples of ranks – Thor /kit Thor, /weather, /repair all – Baby /kit baby, /feed, /LOL – Bird /kit egg, /fly – Guard /kit guard, you earn money when you kill mobs – NinjaTurtle /kit pizza, /kit Leo, Mich, Dona, Raph – Spy /kit spy, /hat, /invsee (name)

As a plug-in, we have e.g. Towny, iConomy, Mini Games, HeadDrops. Create your own city and become king, you control your city, only your friends can build there, other players cannot seize or destroy.

play.imposa.se

Megamine

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

24/7 Server – DEDICATED with Active Staff!

RECENTLY STARTED! **PLAYER-DRIVEN ECONOMY** Java/Bedrock Server – Original and Pirated Slimefun Mob Arena And much more!

jogar.megamine.com.br