My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Votes:	3001	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	5

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Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3929	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3875
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Star Shards Collected:	185

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Villages Defended:	11	Ores Mined:	5848
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Farms Harvested:	699
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8212
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Animals Bred:	103
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mines Excavated:	3027	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1608	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Emeralds Found:	1917	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	209
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com