My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Villages Defended:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Crops Grown:	6094	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8860	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mines Excavated:	1021
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	786810	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	747560
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Star Shards Collected:	63	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	New Chunks Explored:	907393
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2790
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Potions Brewed:	183

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	369
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	7139
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34