My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/500	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/200	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	4302	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	4251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/100	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Items Found:	1789	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/900	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4604	Falling into the Void:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/100	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	274	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/500	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Emeralds Found:	5801	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9098	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/700	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	317	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/500	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	180
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu