My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	5265	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Potions Brewed:	153	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Alien Abductions:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Farms Harvested:	661	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5811	Void Gems Collected:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6806
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Votes:	9567	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	207
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	9079
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mines Excavated:	4298	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mines Excavated:	3872	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572