My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	941	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1593
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Towns Built:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	New Chunks Explored:	664964
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Votes:	4116	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Votes:	6923
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Towns Built:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchantments Applied:	57
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6622	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	8388
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4225
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

play.lunarsurvival.xyz