My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	140	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	563831	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3739	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	209	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6580	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Farms Harvested:	626
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Buildings Constructed:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Potions Brewed:	126
Players Killed by Monsters:	203	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Votes:	5210
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com