My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mineral Network

MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Mineral Network!!!! We Currently have Survival open! We have several gamemodes in the process of being opened! We are working on opening skyblock,towny, and one block!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New! 1.20+ ⭐️ | 600+ Dungeons 🗝️ | 350+ Biomes + Terralith 🌳 | Custom Bosses 🐉 | ⛏️🪨 Custom Ore | 3 Different Worlds 🌪️ | Friendly, No-Grief Community 👫 | No P2W 🚫 | NO RESETS !!!

Bosses, Customarmor, Customenchants, Customore, Customweapons, dragons, Dungeons, free, Freeranks, Magic, mmo, mmorpg, Nop2w, Noreset, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Survival

Key Highlights:

Over 500 Dungeons & 300+ Biomes: Perfect for exploration enthusiasts.Magic: Cast spells using custom items!Custom Bosses & Engaging Storylines: Immerse yourself in a narrative-driven experience.Superior Crafting Materials: Craft top-tier armor with Custom Ore.Variety of Worlds: Choose your challenge from Easy to Hardcore RLC Craft Mode.Friendly, No-Grief Community: Enjoy a positive gaming environment.Playtime Rewards & Unique Realms: Stay engaged with continuous new content.Interactive and Ever-Evolving Story Quest Line: Featuring Spellbooks and Mana.

Discover More:Dive into the detailed world of Dragon Shield for a fair, mod-free MMO RPG adventure. With over 500 unique dungeons and 300+ biomes, the game offers an array of custom bosses, captivating storylines, and the opportunity to forge powerful armor. Select your preferred difficulty level, and join a wholesome, no-griefing community. Elevate your gaming experience with Playtime Ranks and explore custom-designed realms, including the End and Nether.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlueFoxSMP

Survival

This is the Best Server you should Join with a very active player base. this server supports java + bedrock crossplay.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3190	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Survival Time! 1.20.4

Survival

Come for the survival time! The Survival Time server is a survival server that does not allow griefing or stealing.

Plugins list:

GriefPrevention

CoreProtect

Essentials

ChestShop

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Seth SMP

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Seth SMP Is still a work in progress but we managed to put our server in Alpha stage! Right now new plugins are being put including Free Starter Kits! Join now we want to help you guide your way! To victory! 😀

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cryptonia

Anarchy, Creative, Survival, Vanilla

A cracked minecraft server network exclusively for Aussie and hosted in Perth.

We offer anarchy, creative, and survival servers that are kept on 24/7

Java: cryptonia.in Bedrock: cryptonia.in Port: 19132 (Default) Education: cryptonia.in Port: 19133

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TheBlackLotusMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Bending Server inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender! Version 1.18.2. We run ProjectKorra, with add-on moves to create a PvP experience like Avatar Aang experienced! – Great Arenas – Friendly Staff – Caring Community – LGBTQIA+ friendly

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ – an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version]

120server, 120smp, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Events, Friendly, java, Nogriefing, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ – an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version]Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable. We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players.

Now open to the public~!❗Join discord.sakurarealms.net for more info!

🐪Latest version of Minecraft.💥Absolutely no griefing!🥳Fun monthly events & activities.🦅Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off Phantom targeting for your player.🏠Set Home: Set your home base so you can return back at any time.💎Economy: Emerald resource based economy for trading and buying items.🏘️Lands: Full control over your land/civilization. Invite other players to build with you and grant them specific roles for your area.☔Safe AFK: After 15 minutes you will be labeled as automatically AFK. This will make you invincible from hostile mobs and players.🐴Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans.💖Animal Healing: Petting tamed animals (sneak-right-clicking) heals their health.🔮Warps: Create warps for other players to come visit your builds or shops.💰Shops: Sell items to other players with emeralds.⚔️PVP: Toggle player VS. player combat on or off🐕Pet Trading: Transfer ownership of tamed animals by renaming a lead to the players username.🐈Lead Mechanics: All entities are leashable and while leashed entities will not take any damage!.🎖️Display Cases: One lingering invisibility potion (0:45 seconds) surrounded by 8 item frames crafts item display cases! Teleporting: Teleport to your friends no matter where they are in the world.💀Wither Spawning: Fight withers in safe arena space.🏃‍♀️Player Collision: Server player collision is off. This helps avoids trolls or players who may try to harm you while AFK.🏴‍☠️Spawners: Spawner mobs have no AI making them safe to have in bases and houses. You can also pick these up with Silk Touch when unlocked with voting or by rank!👨‍💻Free Rank: Unlock free rank and perks for your player.🌾No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on.🚪Doorbells: Placing a button (sneak-placing) will automatically create a doorbell for your house!😄/back: Return to your death location!

Sakura Realms ｡･::･ﾟ★ - an enhanced vanilla smp server! [Latest Version] Minecraft Server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TerrarioMC

Roleplay, Survival

TerrarioMC is one of the best Survival Multiplayer servers around in Minecraft. Hop on TerrarioMC.minehut.gg to have some fun with friends and make some new friends!

We are 1.8-1.16 compatible

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FourNationsMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Four Nations is a bending roleplay server; we feature a map based directly off of Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. You are able to join a nation and rise through the ranks, you can also bend the elements!

Do you want to Roleplay? Our map features your favorite locations from Avatar: The Last Airbender! Enjoy a night at Kwong’s Cuisine, grab some tea at the Jasmine Dragon, or meditate in the Spirit Oasis! It’s all open!

Do you want to Build? The Nations are always looking to expand their settlements and strengthen their empires! You can build a new Fire Nation Colony, or a Brilliant Water Tribe Town, or even help build an Earth Kingdom Village!

Do you want to Fight? Four Nations features real bending, like from Avatar! You can bend the four elements or be an agile chiblocker and fight in the Arenas! If that’s not your style, you can also fight in battles between the nations!

Do you want to Explore and play Survival? You. Can. Do. That. It’s easy on Four Nations! You can do what you want! There’s no restrictions on freedom! Explore the world, build a base, build a large fortune!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Megido: Abyss (RPG, Adventure, Soulslike) [1.12.2 – 1.20.1]

Boss, Bosses, Castlevania, Class, Classes, Darksouls, Dungeon, Dungeons, Jrpg, LEVEL, Levels, Metroidvania, Roleplay, RPG, Souls, Soulslike

Megido: Abyss is a nonlinear, soulslike adventure RPG server

Enjoy challenging, high-stakes stamina based combat in a nonlinear metroidvania style interconnected world. Fight through intricate environments with hundreds of unique weapons and spells, and put your skills to the test against dozens of merciless boss fights.

Engage in cooperative play with up to 2 other players, or turn your sword against your kind by engaging in PvP invasions.

Unravel the mysteries of the abyss.

Check out our ingame Noteblock OST!

Join our discord server! Hiring builders now!

https://discordapp.com/invite/P95Y75u

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Economy Survival

Economy, PvP, Survival

158.69.54.151 Please join my newly created Economy Survival server and indulge in the worry-free feature of No Griefing. Here you are able to build, create money, and pvp to become the victor of the server. Join Now!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hermitcraft public maps

Anarchy, Survival

Explore previous seasons of Hermitcraft on this server. Currently you can explore Hermitcraft Season 5 to 7 For Season 7 you can also play in Anarchy mode Server maps reset on restart, with exception for the Long Term Anarchy of Season7

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8643
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Nightfall SMP

Custommap, Datapacks, Plugins, smp, Story, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Whitelisted, Whitelistedsmp

Nightfall SMP

Welcome to Nightfall SMP, your ultimate destination for immersive multiplayer survival gaming on Minecraft! As a whitelisted server, Nightfall SMP offers a tight-knit community where players come together to embark on epic adventures and forge lasting friendships in a dynamic virtual world.

Dive into our carefully crafted 1.20+ custom map, where every corner holds secrets to uncover and challenges to conquer. Whether you’re exploring lush forests, towering mountains, or mysterious caves, there’s always something new to discover on Nightfall SMP.

With a carefully curated selection of plugins, datapacks, and custom recipes, our server provides a unique gameplay experience tailored to enhance your survival journey. Settle into your cozy home, claim your territory to keep it safe, and dive into the thriving economy by setting up your own shops at our bustling spawn area.

Features:

Custom Map (1.20+): Explore a meticulously crafted world teeming with adventure, from dense forests to towering mountains and mysterious caves.

Spawn Area: Immerse yourself in our lovely spawn village, where players can set up shops and engage in a vibrant player-driven economy.

Whitelisted Server: Join a close-knit community of dedicated players in a safe and friendly environment, ran by friendly and trusted moderators.

Plugins and Datapacks: Enhance your gameplay with carefully selected plugins, datapacks, and custom recipes, tailored to enrich your survival experience.

Homes and Claims: Settle into your own cozy home and secure your territory with claims to keep it safe from other players.

The Story:

Nightfall SMP takes place during the golden age of piracy, where various countries strive for power and wealth through relentless warfare. Inspired by the world of Pirates of the Caribbean, our lore delves into a realm of adventure and peril, featuring undead pirates, mythical sea creatures, powerful corporations, and warring nations. Amidst the chaos of the high seas, players must navigate treacherous waters, forge alliances, and uncover ancient secrets to carve out their destiny in this thrilling and immersive world. Will you rise to become a legendary captain, or will you align yourself with the forces of order and seek to bring stability to the tumultuous seas?

At Nightfall SMP, the possibilities are endless. Will you band together with fellow adventurers to tackle formidable foes, or strike out on your own to carve your path to greatness? Join us today and let the adventure begin!

Join our discord to get whitelisted!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bedr0ckPVP

PvP, Survival

Ever heard of Minehut? Okay! Ever heard of a box pvp server? OKAY! EVER HEARD OF BEDR0CKPVP? YOU HAVN’T!??!??!?! than join because i’ve wrote like 4 paragraphs about the server and it keeps deleting…

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.