My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Craft Survival Games

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server- offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Longbirch Vanguard

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2169

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NetherCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Survival

we have survival factions and kitpvp, we have custom enchants armor and weapons, we have a lot of things and rewards for survival, we are working to make NetherCraft Fun and enjoyable, we are still in developing stage but we would love it if you came down and come play for a bit, also we are a 1.16.4 server not 1.16.5

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CorruptedMC

Corrupted MC is a survival server with factions and McMMO. There is always somebody on the server and something to do, so come check us out!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

[24/7][1.6] FreeCraft

At Freecraft, We offer you:

– Survival World

– Build (Creative World)

– Sort of Roleplay World

All in 3 different worlds! We have a global Economy system (iConomy) and different gamemodes.

We require you to register on our website before you get permissions. This decreases grievers massively, experience tells us.

Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Evening Hills MC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival Games

The Evening Hills is a brand new Faction Economy server that seeks to provide players with a fresh and exciting style of gameplay while maintaining the familiarity and openness of semi-vanilla. Some features include:

– Jobs – Player shops – Money from Mobs – Custom spawners / enchantments – Tokens / special token shop – Minigames ~ Chess ~ Survival Games ~ Kit PVP

We are currently still in development, and our aim is to continually listen to players’ input and to make the server better every day. We’d love to see you there!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Fear Pvp

Hardcore Pvp faction server with many custom plugins. Try our /ffa plugin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Atlantix world

Creative

A great community where everyone helps eachother! You can claim your house and start exploring with other players.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Powereclipse

We are a growing server with a close family of staff and a variety of players! Here you can mine, build, and create your dream’s inspirations! Make friends, and rivals as you play alongside a growing community!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.