Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2226

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2226
    Welcome to our totally chaotic and insane Minecraft SMP! Our beautiful queen Edition is ruling over the land with an iron fist… or maybe a diamond sword, who knows? Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, assassins, and hellhounds – just like in Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Charlie herself would want to join. We’re on a mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom… by building hotels and running small assassin businesses, of course. Who knew rehab could be this fun?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. We promise you won’t regret it… unless you get on the bad side of our bruiser Millie, then all bets are off. Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Manchuria Opium Squad Minecraft Server

    Manchuria Opium Squad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than the Manchuria Opium Squad server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the pigs ride around on saddled chickens while wearing top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ore on the server is actually made of pure diamond-encrusted bacon. So come join the madness at Manchuria Opium Squad and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Switch Finger Yo Dunn Minecraft SMP

    Switch Finger Yo Dunn Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have found diamonds hidden in the most unexpected places – like inside a giant mushroom or under a lava waterfall.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a pig paradise. Will you join forces with the other players to stop them, or will you be swayed by the promise of unlimited bacon?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, keep your finger off the switch – you never know what kind of chaos you might unleash.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

    Crazy Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mentally deranged, purple-pink led light-loving, anime-watching, Japan-obsessed trannies out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with Discord chats that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our desktop PC-themed world will blow your mind with its creativity and uniqueness.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner weirdo shine! Who knows, you might even find a fellow purple-pink led light enthusiast to bond with over your love for all things wacky and wonderful.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1

    BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things chaotic and hilarious! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and nonsensical shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks start moving on their own or if you hear creepy whispers in the night. It’s all part of the fun!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players must battle it out on the dance floor to win epic prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you. See you on the server, and remember to come ready to shit post like never before!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TrulyMine 1.8 – 1.20 Minecraft server

    TrulyMine 1.8 – 1.20 Minecraft server

    Jump 10 blocks in parkour and get 10 donated keys

    Hacking the admin /free

    Admin Truly

    Buy a cheap donation for 75 rubles and get a bunch of rights!

    [Владелец] /op + pex (Access to any private)

    https://trulymc.easydonate.ru/

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits

    Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most chaotic economy ever! Our roads are made of lava, our bridges collapse every time someone walks on them, our postal service is run by chickens, and our libraries are full of books written by villagers who can’t even read! It’s a modern civilization gone hilariously wrong, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a llama in disguise. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 1447

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP

    Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting for Netflix to get their act together and release the next part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Well, fear not my fellow Jojo fans, because our Minecraft SMP server is here to save the day!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and of course, plenty of Jojo references to keep you entertained while you wait for Part 6. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole community of Jojo lovers to hang out with?

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock your Stand abilities in real life. Imagine being able to summon your own Stand to help you mine diamonds or fight off creepers. It’s like a dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the Jojo madness begin!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 38 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

    Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6577 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Dimension Hops: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

    Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

    Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even spot a Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools meetup with Golem Alts – it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • My Back Minecraft SMP

    My Back Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

    Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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