My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	323
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Votes:	3267
Crops Grown:	3437	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	818	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Emeralds Found:	7726	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mines Excavated:	2373	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crops Grown:	9802	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ores Mined:	5151
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.