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Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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