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| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pejuang Senja, whose music will touch your soul and make you question the meaning of life. Need a laugh? Check out our Kaenglish dictionary for some hilarious translations that will leave you in stitches.
And if you’re looking for some epic merch to show off your love for Kaela, look no further! Our server has all the swag you need to represent your favorite hagsmith in style.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, laughter, and madness that awaits you!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.
With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!
2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?
4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8647 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!
To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!
Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.
From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?
So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!
3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.
4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!
5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
