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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3068 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a place where you can, like, build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a army of evil chickens.
we got, like, crazy events happening all the time, like a giant zombie apocalypse where you gotta team up with other players to survive and, like, save the world from certain doom.
also, like, the admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a golden apple. it’s, like, totally legit, bro.
join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe stay away.
