MuscleCraft Servers: No Mods, Just Flexing in the Sky with All The Mods 9

all the mods 9 to the sky, banned items, Community, Curseforge, Discord, Flexing, fresh world, Friends, Ip:, LATEST, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, MOTD, MuscleCraft, Network, Pickaxe, Playtime ranks, Quick support, Servers, SKY, Version, Website

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Macho Craft Minecraft Server

Server	IP	Modpack
All the Mods 9 – To The Sky	atm9sky.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9 – To The Sky
All the Mods 9	atm9.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9

We offer playtime ranks (for claims/force loads), no banned items and quick support! Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and dive into the rich world of All The Mods 9. Adventure awaits!

FAQs

1. What versions of Minecraft are supported on Macho Craft?

Latest, as shown on MOTD

2. Are there any banned items on the servers?

No, there are no banned items on Macho Craft servers.

3. How can I get support or assistance while playing on the servers?

You can reach out for quick support on our Discord server or website.

4. Do you have a community-driven approach on Macho Craft servers?

Yes, Macho Craft is a community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a fresh world and more servers on the way.

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Villages Defended:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Votes:	5645	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	1298
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchantments Applied:	111

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	299
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Buildings Constructed:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5498	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Dragons Tamed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mines Excavated:	3666	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!