mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchantments Applied:	288	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Potions Brewed:	133	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Emeralds Found:	9227
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	142	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Void Gems Collected:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	169	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Votes:	4759	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	4661
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Star Shards Collected:	190

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Votes:	3626
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	5103
Love Letters Sent:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	3849

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchantments Applied:	288	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2990	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

mc.almighty.pro