mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3914	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ores Mined:	7356	Void Gems Collected:	18

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Void Gems Collected:	31
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	1411	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	211
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Emeralds Found:	2340	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Mines Excavated:	3012
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Votes:	9862
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	3265
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net