mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Items Found:	8319	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Animals Bred:	64
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Void Gems Collected:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7606
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2243	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	101	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Emeralds Found:	7381

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2769
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6212
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	183
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9394	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6537
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	944	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	248
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	489368
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io