mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Potions Brewed:	78
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	683
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mines Excavated:	4346

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Towns Built:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7255	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Farms Harvested:	971
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Void Armor Forged:	11
Love Letters Sent:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Buildings Constructed:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Kasaicraft.com

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Potions Brewed:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

What is The Village?

play.villagemc.co

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

play.omegamc.org:30315

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2999	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	55
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

play.norcrascraft.com

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	99	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

dreamscape.nodecraft.gg

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

mc.evoearth.xyz

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	364	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

xylosmp.wither.best:25751

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

mythicandmagic.apexmc.co

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Crops Grown:	8912
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

N4.MCST.IO:64788

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	164
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

mc.arcadexs.net