mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Votes:	5488

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ores Mined:	7023	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	173271
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Votes:	9131
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5510	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Farms Harvested:	668	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7387	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Star Shards Collected:	108	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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