mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	1102	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6475

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crops Grown:	3416
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	185
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	88	Blood Moons Survived:	2

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8612	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Zombie Dances:	3

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Potions Brewed:	139	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1682
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crops Grown:	1249
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	597

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	90	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	5654	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net