| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2743 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 401104 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 275 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!
So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4615 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4477 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1560 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?
Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1418 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.
plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.
so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 127 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of giant moles as they tunnel through the earth, collecting rare ores and treasures for you to use in your builds. Don’t worry, the moles are friendly and won’t bite…usually.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of underground gnomes who will trade with you for magical items and enchantments. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might prank you by turning all your blocks into dirt!
So come join us on our server and experience the madness and mayhem of life below life. Who knows what adventures await you in the depths of the earth?
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and endless fun!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 420728 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Imagine a world where everyone appreciates the art of fragrance and shares their favorite scents with each other. On our server, you can trade perfumes, create custom scents, and even participate in fragrance-themed challenges.
Don’t settle for ordinary gifts when you can give something truly special and meaningful. Join our server today and show off your unique gift-giving skills – because who needs a handbag when you can have a bottle of oud/agarwood perfume?
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Explore our server and build your own virtual 3 bedroom house, just like the one in the story. Will you invite your father to move in with you, or will you stick to virtual solo living to avoid the drama?
Experience the thrill of navigating tricky family dynamics, just like in this tale of a wife terrified of guns and a father refusing to give up his beloved revolver. Will you choose to support your spouse or stand by your gun-loving dad?
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drama and excitement you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to join us today!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 147 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 280 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?
Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9058 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 116 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 952 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
